I have nothing to say, just wanted ur phone to vibrate
U r making out with a 12 year old get ur shit together
Don't feel obligated to get back to me but I think I just fell in love with a middle aged waitress at the Dennys in waco. She's used but in good condition.
I'm at the grocery store buying monistat and corn nuts. thank god for self check out.
I met him yesterday and now he's wanting to hold hands and kiss in public. i hate this
I woke up hugging a loaf of bread and a water bottle this morning
My face left an imprint in the loaf...
He wants to make love to me in a sea of paint and wash my tears away with the brushes surrounding us..I've known him for 2 days.
I may or may not juuuust be reaching the point where I find some humor from waking up in the parking lot at the standard.
You know what my problem is? I'm like a machine designed for the sole intention of removing the pants from damaged girls.
When a girl says " I never would have come over if I knew I was getting kicked out at 7am." the correct response isn't "but think of how responsible you're being."
thanks for not telling him i named my trumpet after his dick
The lady that was sitting beside me thought the best way to cheer herself up was to pet and ruffle my hair while crying and telling me her problems...
Lost and found: pink cotton underwear next to my bed and soaking wet Reebok socks or boxers in a plastic bag...in my fridge🤔
Can you please come in my room and pour water in my mouth? Too hungover to move. btw who is this guy in my bed? Can't see his face. Cute?
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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