I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
bahahaha. this guy working at subway literally has someone's name tattooed on his arm, crossed out, and another name below it.
Nice. Don't spend your therapist's co-pay on Jaeger bombs.
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
It was disgusting, and I would've rather licked the condensation off the windows instead, but I figured that's wasn't very ladylike
Dear god. Please. Please do NOT deprive yourself of dick for 90 days. Blood will spill. Wolverines will howl. I can't handle that kind of terror.
So after taking my shirt off, he pulls my bra off like a hockey jersey. FUCKIN PRO. Guy knew what he wanted.
Going to the ER, I'll explain later but apparently drunk me isn't allergic to peanut butter.
Drunk packed a lunch. Made two turkey sandwiches and threw in a bag of raw bacon. Gold star for the day drunk self.
The moment buddy the elf found out he was human is exactly like the moment I realized I was gay
april was a good month for me, sexually...doubled my number, had a threesome, fucked a girl for the first time and two different boys in one night. there should be a medal
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
In hindsight, maybe rearranging his living room because he has OCD while he was out wasnt the greatest idea. Though it'll keep him busy for HOURS
Her hand jobs are magic. They smell like vanilla and awesomeness. She made me forget how to walk
This may be the most redneck thing I've ever said, but I know all there is to know about farting dogs
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