bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
I just got three quarters of the way there before I realized I was way too stoned for class so I bought a smoothie and walked home.
You named all of the cocktail shrimps and then tackled a guy for "eating Henry"
Any time you start making pro wrestling references before 10 PM I know that I'm breaking up a fight between you and some muscled up frat boy you call Hogan.
if pee wee herman would have taken a snuggie to the movies he wouldnt have gotten caught
I must say your penis is just as photogenic as you
No. He burped at a 3 year old, roared at him and proceeded to scream at the kid's parents to watch their child. The manager of Olive Garden was on our side.
A sandwich with pizza as the bread. I love you.
YES WITH THE SQUARE KIND OF SLICES
How do you explain to a guy that he's like a little puppy dog that you play with, but then leave at the shelter to go home to your German Shepard?
Are you setting a date to bone me?
Are you accepting?
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
She got up, grabbed me a box of gushers told me to start eating, and immediately gave me the best head I've ever gotten.
Is it immoral to trade sex for the use of his laundry room?
Don't let me pee the bed... Its going to be one of those weekends
The blunt fell in the hottub, i mean i knew she was upset but i didnt expect her to dive for it and come up balling her eyes out...
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