Unmistakable female orgasm noises coming from upstairs shower
She must've brought a toy -- seriously doubt that he's up to the task
why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
yeah that pretty much nipped itself in the bud when I realized i could see her whiteheads glowing in the blacklight
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
it's my sixth sense. If there's an orgy within 20 miles of me i'll know about if. Or be a part of it.
Hey, can you come over and kill me real quick
I don't think we had sex because when I woke up he was still wearing the chicken suit.
My dad found me naked curled up under a towel on the couch with a fucking tub of butter and a spoon. Ambien Mondays are dead
But seriously who drew a dick on a tortilla and nailed it to the door?
hope your day is as exciting as mine- one of our trauma patients just stole an ambulance out of our bay... WITH AN EMT STILL IN IT.
Immediately after sex he layed on the floor and acted like my yellow bra was pac man
he never texted me back from last night. i think brining out the suction cup dildo was a mistake
I've spent hours masturbating before. It's actually my favorite Sunday activity
I think I fucked the doubts about us out of him
Came up to an intersection and someone was blasting My Chemical Romance at like 9 AM. They're DEFINITELY having a good day
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