She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
Smith looks like a guy that goes on a lot of first dates
The guy at McDonald's just told us there is no flash photography allowed.
I wonder if he just picks random boners to send or just the realy impressive ones
I'm leaving my hospital band on when we go drinking tonight. I'm aiming for pity sex.
I think I found an E pill under the couch.. Or really bad tasting candy. Check back in 30min this could get exciting
Okay. I really need to get out of this guys bed and get home. It's two in the afternoon. He's not even HERE.
He was so good, that I'm pretty sure he fucked his religion into me. P.S. I'm Jewish now.
NO. ANAL IS NOT A GAME.
was I really that bad?
you army crawled across the kitchen floor, turned the cat into "super kitty" and crawled into the dog cage
Rage-masturbating and then crying myself to sleep. Welcome to Wednesday.
I swear to go if the response she sends me something along the lines of who the fuck is Mark Hamill I might need to brake up with her.
I think I fell asleep on the dance floor at one point...but played it off cool and acted like I just did the robot.
I just tried to pass the bowl to my dog for 2 minutes before I remembered she isn't human. It is 7:27 am.
i really love you but i feel kinda dumb about it
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