So, I'm pretty sure I just jacked off and my gf 17 m/o son caught me. IDK how long he was standing in the crib, but he definately saw the grand finale.
So I just watched the Lakers/Magic game so I could have something to talk about with him after we have sex this time
Holy fuck. She looks like Vin Diesel's stuntman
I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
These 5 days benders will be the death of me. Just living and breathing is a struggle right now.
made out with three guys on the first night of college orientation, just imagine what joys all of next year will hold
Dude, just be careful. Her invitation for BJ is just a trap for her to stick her finger up your ass.
You don't have anything to lose--we've established that he's not going to murder you and he smells good.
We could all 3 jump out of a cake in just tophats. A true marble cake.
For future reference. Do not congratulate the bar tender at oscars she is not pregnant she has just gotten fat u will get a shot thrown in your face
Yeah if I don't text back. I'm eating. sleeping. Or lifting. Or drinking. Or playing call of duty. Like shit man
The secret to finals week is to have an orgasm for every point you need on the test before you take it.
My concern for you and peanut butter is the reason I am still awake.
It was a good thing I was on the balcony flashing those guys or I would have never seen her skipping to his car
Guess who won a basket of sex toys in front of his parents, aunts, uncles, sister, and cousin...
Randomize
