Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
there are some really hot girls on the bus. i want to lips them
Every time there's an awkward silence a gay baby is born
OMG I just tried to text you something dirty but accidentally texted the obama campaign
about to get into a hot tub with three cops. this cant go well
Holy mother of cocks. I was grind-with-my-boss drunk last night.
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
Come down. You're the next contestant on this bowl.
I tried to interpretive dance to Candy Shop to stop the awkwardness.
Oh thank the gods of upholstery, i thought that was never coming out...
I just remember lots of butts and something about ranch dressing.
Go forth my friend, but don't do any of that fruitful and multiplying shit.
Just drink your champagne out of a trophy like a fuckin winner
Well if I can't snuggle you, I might as well snuggle a stranger's cat.
sorry bout the carpet, but you DID call it "blackout punch" not "don't vom on my floor punch"
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