im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
well after we realized that his best friend and my twin sister were hooking up it was kind of an unsopken agreement that we would too
All he did was lie there and used his hands to keep pace. He was like the metronome of sex.
I would do laundry with you but I vaguely remember swallowing all my quarters last night as some kind of trick.
Idk if you've ever had the pleasure of 1. Vomiting on a sidewalk - at 3 in the afternoon 2. Vomiting nachos or 3. Vomiting nachos out of your nose but really I do not advise any of the above.
I'm just saying. If this how my magic vagina shows it's magic then I don't want any
I would have been the big man on campus...just flop my wang out on the table and how them what they were gonna deal with if they dropped the soap
Dear Jesus. Send me strength to not suck cock this morning.
They used the ice bucket from their room to drink beer from and called it the "Holy Grail"
These cutoffs are too tight but my ass looks like Freedom
He asked me the next morning if he fell asleep inside of me. Drunk is an understatement.
You gave me a bottle of tequila and introduced me to a ginger named cowboy. I actually love you.
And he's back on taking these stupid testosterone supplements to kickstart him back into working out. And they just make him angry and horny all the time. I'm like great, just in time to meet my whole family for Christmas.
I'm sorry I've been mean recently but tbh it really turns me on seeing you cry so it might happen a lot..... You're a pretty crier I don't get it
Dude mama brought home the bacon, i got his HBO account i guess that makes up for his by par skills in bed.
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