apparently i tried to put my coat in the microwave.
I don't think its a good idea if I moon a whole bar again
I am so high I am beginning to unironically like Vanessa Carlton.
and i think we compared dick sizes, then high fived...
When she showed me how she could touch her toes without bending her knees, suddenly her face didn't worry me quite as much.
Ya. I was the definition of a shit show. I woke up outside my door when my alarm went off
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
nothing like a walk of shame in front of a cnn news crew to start the morning off right
If for no other reason than to cuddle with that puppy, you have to hook up with him again.
He always finds the good stuff. He's like a truffle pig for bud.
I ate you ate to the whole david gray album
I know more about this girls vagina than I know about her personality
He fucked me while wearing his night time breathing machine mask. Does this mean I joined the dark side and he is Darth Vader?
it's a rainbow of FUCK YOU
Yeah I know my dick is weird, but I've surprisingly had a lot of fun with it.
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