awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
I just saw a guy masturbating vigorously at the bus stop across from del taco at 2:30am...im pretty sure he wasn't even homeless
Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
part of me always dies a little when i go to the "2 women seeking 1 man" section in craigslist's casual encounters to find nothing there. it's tragic
Either I got the clap, or I masturbated with soap while I was sleeping.
He was like a foghorn with a huge penis.
It was a perpetual wrestle for who got to be on bottom. Laziest hookup ever.
My tits, and hanging out behind a hotel eating pizza.
I had not one but two drunk coworkers text me and hit on me tonight. I feel like I've finally been accepted into my dysfunctional workplace
I just remembered I made you punch yourself in the face last night and I would like to formally apologize for that even though it was hilarious.
I just wanna get drunk in a castle. Is that so much to ask?
I vote we just hike, drink, and destroy dick
Checked my bank account this morning...apparently I went to 7-11 at 4am and spent $22 on taquitos. New all time low for me.
I ate all of them. New all time low for ME.
I made her pull the car over 5 times to puke because she was going to fast, apparently she was only going 30mph...
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