sorry i walked in and ruined it, but i had to laugh she looked like a pile of bologna the way you had her pinned up on the wall
hell no. last time, i couldn't pee straight for a week.
Think worst case scenario and then dress sluttier
About six hours after the bottle of smirnoff, I was googling "losing your stomach lining" and calling my mom for help. She has experience.
by the way- Brandy out of a doggy bowl was AMAZING
Selling our snow shovel to buy more beer. Not your brightest idea.
i woke up soaking wet with shard of glass imbedded in my flesh dangerously close to my dick what happend?!!
BEER BOTTLE SWORD FIGHTHING!!
I literally just rubbed my stomach and told my liver to "hang in there baby"
He keeps asking the karaoke guy to play let it go from frozen so he can sing it in a falsetto
He kept telling me that it stood for Sex Utility Vehicle
Mind if I sleep with your cousin? If I can... thanks. If no, sorry its gonna happen.
Did he hurt you? I have a crowbar I can beat his sorry ass with
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
we are currently pregaming for our walk to the liquor store.
step one: admitting you have a problem. complete.
May I the honors of taking your dick tonight?
The honor would be all mine.
Randomize
