Why does it always sting when I'm breaking the seal taking a piss?
b/c u have herpes
No i said "always", not "since 2003" Asshole.
It started with Hannah Montana and ended with alcoholism.
the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
I mean, she is a dancer for the Suns. If I didnt fuck her that would just be bad team spirit.
He said he had bite marks on his back... Turns out he had to throw me over his shoulder, and I was really reluctant.
once you get past the part where you think youre gonna die, its the most amazing drug ive ever experienced.
you should be careful. everyone knows your chances of pregnancy increase by 100 percent when youre the daughter of a religious figure
Heb just said, and I quote, "let's go to Who's On Third and fuck a fishbowl with our mouths. I am going to fuck this van." and then he humped a van.
Just rolled up a joint with a cop standing right beside me. He just told us to not leave behind any garbage or empties. God I love canadian camping
I just ate beer and cupcakes for breakfast.... maybe this fourth of july won't be so bad
sweet sixteen by hillary duff just came on and i feel like i let lizzie mcguire down for being such a stoner
His chest is so hairy i want to pet it with my nipples.
Just a suggestion, don't apricot scrub your vagina.
You pee in parking lots....i drive home naked.....thats the american dream i was promised
My favorite part was making you pull out your lucky steelers vibrator and show it to jerome bettis at the bar
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