Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
before i die, we are going to oregon and playing oregon trails for real. like putting things in a hat & people will pull out whether they live or die. and they die of fun things like typhoid, dysentary, or hunting accident.
Walk of shame was bad enough, but farting with each step as I walked past his roommates was just not cosmically fair.
By getting ready I mean putting baby powder in my hair and possibly changing my pajamas to another pair of pajamas
Doing "bucket stands" with buckets of margarita. Don't tell me it's not a good idea.
He has a clip art-style heart tattooed on his hip. I hated him way before I saw his tiny dick.
She went home with him because he works at Jimmy John's and his car "smelled like meat"
I am about to embark upon a south Boston wedding....
Hydrate.
2 weeks into this dating someone with money thing and I already don't know if I can go back to the being poor life
I got fucked in a bat mobile this morning. Being slutty rules.
i'm now remembering the last part of my nigght....ugh. apperently i bargained with the wendys drive up girl after they closed and got "w/e they had left" for $7
My life is a random series of events connected only by bottles of Seagram's 7
I am really drunk and also a zombie.
That ass isn’t going to eat itself.
I STUDIED GEOGRAPHY I KNOW THIS SHIT!! DON'T YOU DARE QUESTION MY AUTHORITY ON GLACIAL DEPOSITION AGAIN BITCH!!
Randomize
