he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
Just made my alarm the Lion King song. Too excited about waking up to sleep.
if they reproduce, their children will be the worst quarters players ever
We hung out in the bathroom the whole time and talked about sex and watched some girl pee. If you don't believe I was there, check the bathtub for bread crust.
No. I do not want to discuss your lesbian tendencies with my sister.
She still started it.
After you vomited on the patrol car, you thanked the officer for helping you up off the ground. I don't think you realized you were being arrested.
Happiness for him is a different happiness than you can supply cuz you have life standards, morals and goals that dont include the bar or beer everynight.
I was riding her and she yelled "fuck me" then someone in the room next door yelled "you don't have to say it if youre doing it."
She is sending me pics of her sex faces...which totally counts as sexting in my book
The only reason I can fathom that you've been able to continue to date new people this long is that women continue to become of age each year, and the younger ones don't know any better.
Accepting his friend request would be the Facebook equivalent of pity sex.
for once I'd like a one night stand where I don't meet the guys mom or wife in the morning
Remember last NYE when after the 9th shot of tequila you went on full crazy mode and made out with the 50 y/o doorkeeper? and he called you the next day?
Life's hard when you can't differentiate between retrograde and PMS
Ah you cut my boxers off with scissors, we're way past introductions
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