She wants her shit back. Clearly she missed the cheaters-get-their-shit-ritually-burned clause.
i'm as serious about my hair as jesse from full house.
that is uncle jesse to you, show some respect.
I just added 'steal mom's xanax' to my to do list for when I go home for Easter.
She paints her nails the color of the sheets of the last guy she slept with
If the EMT's ask later... I had 5 hour energy for breakfast and Four Loko for dinner... It might be important for them to know that
These old men are woofing at me..PLEASE HURRY
do u know what happened to the bottles last night?
apparently we hid them.... i google mapped the location into my phone
Oh my god. A memory of last night just came to me. One of our neighbors joked about Thomas having a big dick and I just kept shaking my head profusely.
I feel so much better about my break up knowing that he's having his 26th birthday at Rollar kingdom\n
I just fully woke up, never smoking that much weed again. I had stress dreams about your house being surrounded by a lake and we kept losing our cars in it.
actually there are like 49038098 people in the bathroom for no reason. Singing My Heart Will Go On and pseudo fighting.
I only blacked out one night of three if that isn't fucking personal growth idk what is
Great, now even dream!me is a drunken borderline mess.
Guy just walked into the bathroom with only socks on and took a 5second shit. It is taking me longer to type this than for him to shit, wash hands, and leave the bathroom. WTF? Still wondering why he only had socks on.
sometimes i just have a bad day n consider lowering my standards
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