belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
I just used my 7th grade year book to figure out who I hooked up with last night. Being home is magical.
Why am I drunk on a roof painting at 11 in the morning
Sitting next to a retarded hot married man on the plane, I got 6.5 hrs to homewreck this shit.
Whoever said that a man can only cum up to 8 times a day is a fucking liar...or was never on adderall
She started ignoring us once we told her we were out to celebrate your abortion. Who knew strippers could be judgemental?
Your list of "good ideas" thumbtacked to the lampshade last night consisted of nothing but "tampon-pen" with a note indicating that girls could then always have something to write with, even naked.
Just found weed in my belly button. Happy Saturday!
Ok well hopefully you're not staging an intervention for me at your place because I'm bringing beers
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
Sex with you deserves a trophy and a day of remembrance in honor of it.
Finally finished unpacking shit from school n found a bra with no idea whose it is... I miss college so much it hurts sometimes
We get up to three toppings. Dignity is not one of them.
My brothers dog was hit by a car and died. They're really sad about it.
But they're having a baby! It's like a dog only 40 billion times worse!
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