What would you say if someone told you they liked your lips?
Which ones?
...i had to draw her a diagram of her own vagina. including a little arrow to the clitoris. shouldn't it be the other way around?!?
he has 3 profile pictures up and all of them are him riding jet skis
My mom just called and reminded me not to throw up in any cabs tonight. Happy St. Patty's Day.
i licked icing off his dick. in front of his sister.
My day may involve a drug pinata. I LOVE MY LIFE.
There is a hatefuck that has the destruction level of an atom bomb raging through my viens just aching to vaporize her.
We fucked through the entire Destiny's Child album, it was a beautiful thing.
Had sex with one of the guys from Ireland. Celebrating st pattys early.
The attempted closet masturbation was unforgivable.
That was the most fucked up I've ever seen him. He had the fucking Canola Oil!
Shit on my own feet while puking from my hangover. Is this what 33 is supposed to be like?
I got caught throwing up in my daughters princess potty... On the bright side it played a rewarding tune afterwards.
Update on my sex life: my calves are sore from masturbating too much. It's a thing. Look it up.
I basically go to him for great dick and great memes.
Have you ever realized how weird it is to think that you've fucked someone and don't know what their handwriting looks like?
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