He's been sleeping iwht ***
Nooo
Yeah I don't even know how, she looks like her mom smoked crack while she was in the womb
And then hit her in the face with a shovel
I am at The Loft in SoNo, and there are two girls within arms reach that are making out with each other AGGRESIVELY. Like I can see 100% of a boob
For future reference, this is Trevors little sisters phone now. Trevs number is 484 XXX XXXX. Great story tho
he said my vag tasted like ravioli n pennies... i forgot I was on my period
You asked the officer if he could bring you to the same jail as T.I.
There's nothing more uncomfortable than drifting into sexual fantasies on a roadtrip and realizing you have a boner with three other dudes in the car.
i'm starting to get really nervous about the relationship i have with my cat
im probably the most hungover person watchin icarly right now
you kept shouting how the only tree you would hump is an elm tree because they're under populated
I wouldn't fuck her. Looks like her vagina smells like a seaside orgy.
just start off by saying "hey, i cockblocked my friend last night and need to make it up to him, could you help?"
Did you leave your blow razor here? I need it for crafts.
one of the RAs is here. he told me his name is optimus prime and then took his shirt off and fell down
....I feel like you are deciding whether or not I'm good enough for you based on what I ordered from Chipotle.
I like it here so far, only people are a lot less accepting of my terrible decisions and it's cramping my style
Also mom is not happy about me telling her how much i want the women sprinters on the Olympics to beat me up
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