Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
he's afraid if he sleeps with me i'll go all lavender brown on him
I thouht it was time to go to sleep and suddenly I was front row on brokeback mountain
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
Scott woke me up by cracking a beer open in my face. Best friends are awesome.
used foursquare to find where i am. please come get me. this is the scariest bedroom ever.
Peach margaritas. And fuck whatever you're about to say, the girl to guy ratio is like 6:1. I need those odds
I just found your spare underwear and the half eaten granola bar you left in my purse.
I smell like fire and strippers. Successful sunday funday.
He is the blood diamond of hook ups. You think you want it...but you don't
I guess she fell asleep at the strip club and the other one was crying because she had a vagina in her face. Happy 21st!
You're 31, how do you still outdrink all these college kids?
Practice, Irish genes, and a lack of desire to live past 40. But mostly practice.
I shaved my pussy for you. If you complain about a single hair that I missed again, you will be greeted by a bush the next time you go down on me and i will MAKE YOU KEEP GOING
All I'm saying is this is the exact reason I should not be left unsupervised.
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
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