He honestly told me my belt was "supercute" when we started hooking up. I would be the girl to find the only straight man in the world that uses the word "supercute".
Let's enter the circle of trust. Are we there yet? Ok. If I somehow hypothetically slept with Amandas ex husband...on a scale of one to ten...how bad is that?
Went to 3 separate liquor stores today and I just made a huge tray of jello shots. This will be the Thanksgiving that puts all the others to shame.
Just found a note from Saturday that says "rainy soft hair".... Any ideas?
Tomorrow is Have Sex and Climb A Mountain Day. We have amazing dates.
It's a "nonproductive" (vocab word) cough. It's like a constant tickle in my throat, like there's a little elf with feathers for feet going Gangnam style on my "uvula" (vocab word).
Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too?
Come to my pity party. It's being hosted in my basement. The theme is ambiguously sexual cuddling and wine.
this place is dumb. no one understands my Sunday morning alcoholism here.
Like don't initiate a threesome when we're all watching SPONGEBOB. That's like sacrilege.
Well, he didn't buy me a birthday present but he sure did give me chlamydia so there's that.
YOU SLEPT WITH A GUY WHO HAS A BILLBOARD IN HIS HONOR?
Secrets from the porn industry: liTERALLY SHOVE A SEA SPONGE UP YOUR VAGINA GO ON DO IT
stupid neighbors doing stupid yard work with their stupid kids when i want to do drugs in the backyard
The guy in the cage next to me is having phone sex. His girlfriend is in College Library. Why is my life ridiculous.
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