Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
i'm pissing behind 7/11. if you guys leave... i'll think it's funny too
my dad just encouraged me to do a kegstand
im having a hard time not telling ppl about ur bathroom story
She just got back from rehab. You dont celebrate that with margaritas.
The best part was her genuine shock and total "I didn't know" look when we said she couldn't cook a steak in a microwave.
look. either you want to have late night naked sleep overs or you don't. do not involve dinner and extraneous conversations in this relationship.
Can you call him, he said something about going to the balcony to pee and now hes texting me saying hes lost
All is not lost. The bondage chair came with repair seals and glue. It's like the knewwwwwww this would happen.
I think that's the key to being an adult though... Get those rapid fire beer shits out I the way early, then you can go about your grown man business
I just want to fuck you then discuss implications of our existence afterwards. Then Doritos and hot tub.
That's the ultimate walk-of-shame: running away from your own apartment and hiding in a McDonald's.
She gave you a handy in the bar and you were surprised she was good with a dick?
Hahah good point
His Australian accent during sex made me think I was in an Outback Steakhouse commercial
And you tried to get me to have sex with you in our Harry potter closet lol
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