my computer doesn't work...
why?
i puked on it last night
i'm making a list of conversation topics in my blackberry so the ride won't be so awkward
I didn't know people actually cried after sex.
Stop selling my mother weed! She's annoying as hell when she's stoned.
He was completely serious when he said my boobs were like "majestic white clouds."
We eventually get in a cab (after david tried to hail multiple regular cars and some sort of shuttle bus)
Only catch is you have to sleep in the same bed as me. But no worries, I plan on being in a random guys hotel room every night. So it's essentially yours.
My living room is scattered with glow sticks wrappers, sparklers, face paint & beer cans?
It's not as cool looking when the drugs wear off, is it?
Everything was cool until I tried to photo bomb those Hells Angels, then it's all a blank
This girl is wasted dancing to The Final Countdown. She's grinding on a guy who came to the bar in a track jacket and a wife beater
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
don't give me stepladders when i'm stoned.. i woke up to a slice of balogna nailed to the ceiling
he threw his shirt and suit jacket out the window of the uber going home
Danny put 5 hr energy in the jungle juice (that brilliant bastard) and I almost showed my penis to Alex. It was a rough night.
Ahhh, the bane of our relationship.... His mediocre penis
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