At the hair cuttery. A father here with his daughter just answered his phone "ken's whorehouse"...Now I remember why I used to pay more for haircuts.
She's coming to town, taking me to a Suns Game, wants Anal, and knows we're not going to date, I imagine this is what heaven is like
The National Anthem was on so I had to have a beer
I have some memory of taking a dump in a guitar case.
He was bigger soft than my ex was hard. A gold medal rebound.
Hey girl, do you remember you made me brush your hair with a plastic fork on Saturday night?
I woke up tied to my bed while she was in the corner staring at me while eating cereal. Interesting night!
If you've ever wanted to get filthy in a Catholic church before 2 on a Wednesday, I might be your guy.
you were so blacked last night that you jumped in the lake fully clothed, then just went back to the bar and walked around like you weren't soaking wet.
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
I just masturbated and watched youtube makeup videos, which was just an extension of masturbation.
As long as he continues to be our subleaser and continues to fuck me, I think it's acceptable for me to steal a piece of bread here and there.
Clearly I'm trying to change the world one fuck at a time
you DO IT for the people
Starting to realize that fucking everyone I come across isn't the most... "adult"... coping method.
I'm sitting in the car vaping at an elementary school to try and deal with the stress of existing. About how i thought being 30 would go for me tbh
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