Well the candle wax mightve been sexy if he didn't drop the candle and light half my bed on fire
Just got my rental car in Iowa...gas is under 2 dollars in des moines...this is not a real state
my iphone just auto-corrected drink to drnknghhhg...
My little brother got home at 4am too, we drunk ate together. It was a kodak moment.
I can'nr wwn explain this nihght . So amnt dixks. Shitttttt.
I had to carry you down because your legs weren't moving anymore but you were carrying the weights you stole from that guys room... and that's where the bruises came from.
I never want to hear the words 'my therapist says . . . ' while naked again.
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
Just say its a British thing. They wont know Its not. And if they say you're not British, proposition them for a post-sex game of cricket.
I don't believe u have enough text space to describe the dimensions of his penis.
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
Why did you just send me a picture of your dinner?
CAUSE LOOK HOW MUCH SPAGHETTI I'M EATING
I don't think this guy is worth it unless he's a skilled sexual amigo
MY HAND WILL BE UP HIS ASS IF HE DOES NOT APOLOGIZE FOR WHAT HE DID. IT WON'T BE THE GOOD-FEELING KIND OF "HAND-UP-ASS" EITHER.
I'll be honest, this year's Vegas trip will be nothing short of disappointing if there's no repeat of the angry ménage a trios in a closet.
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