can you buy anything in the cafeteria for less than $2? I spent the last of my laundry money on a chia pet
you kept falling over in mid-conversation and you just got right back up as if nothing happened...
she found out just an hour ago that she might have cervical cancer. either way we're watching 50/50 and taking a shot of patron anytime anyone says cancer.
damn. i can't believe how fast that went from 0 to lesbian
When the shrooms kicked in we both simultaneously realized we were not the right puzzle piece for the dubstep puzzle.
We made eye contact and were like we are not welcome here, the ravers are onto us and we need to get the fuck out before we get shuffled upon
Honest to god.. She looks better fat. I never would have imagined those words coming out of my mouth, EVER.
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
She looked up at the menu and yelled this is my absolute favorite literacy
Is it unethical to trim my bush hair with the scissors from my office?
I'm not taking advice from anyone I've seen passed out naked at noon on the hood of a strangers car. Meaning you.
I think I'm at a stage of my life where I subconsciously purposefully fuck everything up just to see if I can find a way out of it.
now acid just makes me think of crab ragoon
I'm sexting at my family's 4th of July BBQ and I feel no shame....
I saw his new girlfriend. She was flashing people, short and kinda chubby. I was happy with my life after that.
i woke up with a shamrock tattoo on my wrist and a fat bruise on my hipbone. please tell me its not real.
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