too bad you live with your parents still
i have essays due online every friday...im just going to write 'im hungover' for every one
I just walked in on my roommate beating off with no pants on, an unbuttoned hawaiian shirt and a cowboy hat, and he weights 300 pounds
Im like a co-bf. he pays for her birthday and christmas, but i get all the action.
There is so much to learn about oneself from autofill.
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
My brother just asked if I would keep having one nighters with that guy because he really likes the organic cotton v-necks he leaves behind.
you want your laptop back?
are you giving me my laptop back, or cashing in on our break up sex?
both.
come over.
Wow, nothing is more special than changing the channel and seeing the guy who groped you on Saturday night...
that's just what you get for learning massage techniques from gay porn
trying to figure out what happened last night by looking around the apartment.
naked man under the piano. THE PLOT THICKENS.
I just got my evaluation. My manager told me he hated my guts and pretty much wanted to stab me in the face. Then he gave me an "exceeds expectations" on pretty much everything and a raise.
Seriously I am not buying you condoms anymore. You're 22, if you aren't woman enough to buy them yourself then you don't deserve orgasms. Grow some tits.
Even my fuck buddy told me I needed a boyfriend. Fml.
How was the tequila? Are you making bad decisions yet?
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