She looks like Robin Williams dressed as a frog.
i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
Nights of college: 1. Virgins: 1. Yes.
he was like "finding out that arrested development was cancelled" bad
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
Do you know who the random guy who just walked in to kiss me goodnight is?
merry christmas to all and to all I give the mystery rash.
so the photographer said "let's get a picture of the cousins" so we posed together, and then he said " lets get a picture of the couples" So we posed together.
If a vagina could give out awards, you should be preparing an acceptance speech.
I just called the on campus pharmacy and asked the pharmacist to tell me how each one of my medications will react with "excess alcohol consumption". And I'm not even ashamed...I've reached a new low.
It's funny to me the only time that you clean up is when your weed delivery man is on the way.
And on the first day of my adult job, I matched with one of my co workers on tinder...
And one groomsman rode a suitcase cart like a skateboard until he crashed and took out a piece of sheet rock. Later he pulled out his nuts.
Sent him a nude and I forgot to crop out the Jesus picture in the background. The Catholic guilt is too real.
I'm hosting my annual valentine's day party tomorrow with every hookup I've ever had. thoughts on how it will turn out ??
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