He just screamed at her, "if you pass out i am still having sex with you!!!" In front of the entire party.
I'm so never shaving my vag in a target bathroom for him again.
she texted him the burrito order while she was puking in the Del Taco parking lot...
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
I can't believe that 100lb chick tackled me through a flight of stairs
so apparently going to a christian rock concert dressed as Jesus is horribly inappropriate.
Juss got out of jail; shes still in there tryin to sing her abc's backwards bc the cops neva asked her too... Whebever she gets to t she starts singin the tequilla song
He is dust bro dust in the wind I waited in this unlocked car long enough.
All is fair in love and war and toga parties
He had an extremely smooth butt for a man with such rough hands.
we had a full conversation and he only brought up drugs twice. overall I'd call it a success
What procrastination leads to: I have submitted a third of my job applications this week with a BAC that would get me arrested
I woke up with masking tape on my nipples this morning........... WHY DO BAD THINGS HAPPEN TO GOOD PEOPLE
We had sex on the tiger blanket while I was wearing my Ukrainian shirt and my ass touched the Ukrainian flag. Happy 25th Ukraine!
he told me his feelings for me AFTER sex, so that means he meant it right?
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