bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
So my mom just called me into her room and showed me a condom wrapper she found in my room. "Oh that's from when I was like 16." I don't think that was very comforting.
I just heard the term negative masterbation and I don't believe it
He bought me shots at the bar as his way of of paying me back for Plan B
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
we need to find an occasion to wear tutus
Do you have any idea how hard it is to hit on your nurse while getting an HIV test.
How do I discreetly dispose of sex toy packaging that is recyclable? What to do...what to do?
I'm going to smoke the pathetic stems and miscellaneous particles that weren't good enough for all my other bowls because its all I have left. This is my bag's Rudy moment.
I don't need you anyway! I have puppies and booze!
So I just crossed my legs and I was like what is this lump on my leg? Oooh its my underwear from last time I wore these jeans...
Or I could hide in your trunk so you can sneak out of putt putt for sex breaks
I'll bring your "congrats on finally banging" cookies tomorrow, I'm exhausted.
I'm to the point of desperation where I stare at customers penis imprints through their pants all day
They just made me take another shot and I found out the liquor store next to my brothers house has a petting zoo
Mind. Blown.
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