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• (248): View more from Michigan

  the chick doesn't look like she's put anything in her mouth for weeks other than his dick.

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• (501): View more from Arkansas

  so i have my big date this weekend, and i was practicing giving head with a bottle in the shower. i stopped and looked at the botton of the bottle. it was PURE MOLD! if i die, dont tell the doctors how this happened....

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• (734): View more from Michigan

  I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck

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  omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore

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• (412): View more from Pennsylvania

  Does transporting jello shots count as driving with an open container?

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• (832): View more from Houston, Texas

  it wasn't THAT bad but he definitely called his dick an asshole and said sorry to my vagina

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• (561): View more from Florida

  Somehow I feel more guilty using her razor then I do having sex with her boyfriend...

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• (505): View more from New Mexico

  Does the phrase 'traumatizing near-threesome' mean anything to you.

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• (650): View more from California

  Her inability to understand the word "moderation" is the achille's heel of an otherwise perfect human

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• (573): View more from Missouri

  What's standard gratutity for someone having a miscarriage on stage at a strip club? It's important.

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• (406): View more from Montana

  I definitely made out with a high school student last night while his sister and my brother were in the same room. I think we're all traumatized by the situation.

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• (610): View more from Pennsylvania

  I swear my vagina formed calluses just to deal with how big he is

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• (567): View more from Ohio

  i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand

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• (484): View more from Pennsylvania

  donating our bodies to science does not justify what were doing to them.

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• (541): View more from Oregon

  I dunno if you guys are having weird sex or a most accurate bird sound contest but either way stop doin it

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• (507): View more from Minnesota

  1. so the new neighbor u called dibs on.. I'm sorry..but not really. 2. She lactates, I guess that happens when you have a kid less then 5 months ago.... WTF!! 3. Is it fucked up I'm craving Ceral & Milk now?

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