the sex was like sticking it in a jar of mayonnaise
The chick I went home with last night had a happy trail
do girls know yet that the best boners are in the morning?
I want you to know that after i type the word "your" vagina is next on my predictive tex
I spent all day at the mall with her, then she made me actually watch a walk to remember then decided to tell me she was on her period. This one is either really crafty or I am really desperate.
I think I might.. possibly.. like a Justin Bieber song.
I think you might... possibly... have sprouted a vagina.
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
He came up there while i was bartending, ate a salad, told me he wanted to divorce me, then tipped me 10 dollars....
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
IF I CAN STICK YOUR DICK IN MY MOUTH, I CAN STICK MY GUM ON YOUR NIGHTSTAND.
Want to know what makes for a better story than treehouse sex? Getting busted during treehouse sex
I ran into his family and they made me a ham sandwich and I asked if they wanted to come streaking. I felt they deserved the invite.
I drank beer out of some sort of animal horn all night, then we fucked to a "viking metal" album. I feel like I should go pillage something to complete the Norse trifecta.
He was talking about his friends deceased ferret and I still managed to orgasm.
Now THAT is dedication!
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
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