got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
you went up to him and asked if you could have "friend sex." He looked like a 7 year old on christmas morning
girl is pretty boring. i'm gonna see if she'll let me finger her.
failed my one goal of the day: wake up before 2 pm.
Thanks for not cleaning the drain like you were supposed to. I just vomited in the shower and I had to stand in it until I was done conditioning.
I would like to apologize for making you the target of my "I wish head hair grew as fast as Pubes speech" the other night
Please find an outlet that isn't stripping or getting drunk and arrested
Also, if you all get arrested i'm coming to laugh at you because i don't have the money for bail.
I can't believe I ever hated her sister or friends. They got her some sexy sexy ass lingerie for the honeymoon. I think I love them bitches
well it can jab him in the chin so I am 100% sure he can suck his own dick
but seriously, if you see a redhead running down the street tonight in a carrot costume, call 911. He's tripping hard.
I need vodka mixed w a bit of holy water right now
I was giving you head in the kitchen, and when I looked up you were eating a quesadilla.
Pretty sure the delivery guy saw me taking a shit this morning
i just read a article called "Booze, Drugs, and Bipolar Disorder"... i think someone is writing the memoirs of my life
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