the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
when a girl feels in her heart, the way she feels in her vagina, anything is possible.
I feel like a great embryo-shaped weight has been lifted off my shoulders.
Home, forcing the cats to make out. Someone should get some.
I couldn't help thinking that my sock monkey was judging me
I usually just read books and meditate to an aquatic soundtrack of sea walrus's mating. But ill choose coors light instead
Just seen a lady with the back of her head shaved and the rest of her hair in a pony tail like a sumo wrestler with a 6 inch glass dolphin hair clip. Nothing is going to ruin my day.
Mike showed up naked and in handcuffs. Again. Feel free to come over and laugh because I'm not helping this time.
Mind if I sleep with your cousin? If I can... thanks. If no, sorry its gonna happen.
Try eating a sub blackout with your uncle. It's not easy ok
I smoked then listened to a voicemail from my mom...I ended up yelling at my phone cause she wasn't answering me. Forgot it was a recording.
Orgasms and cereal.... that's what life's about.
She is either doing really drawn out crunches or trying to sniff her boobs...She's lying on her back with her hand behind her head, forcing her head into the cleavage that's ok to expose and then moves her head back and then does it again.
Had a dick customer and the words "eat my ass" slipped out. He proceeded to lick his lips and say present it. I think it's time I quit.
I want to disappear from this job like a fart in the wind.💨
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