He said he used to draw on the walls with poop when he was a kid.
Can someone please explain to me how I got rugburn on my tits?
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
Obama is so hot when he ends wars.
just got booed by the entire restaurant.
On a scale of one to everyone dying I say let's aim for a 7
but we were going camping. it only made sense to bring the 6 ft bong
Like please, take your microdick and try to stick it someplace else. It is not welcome in my world.
You only have to pretend to care about soccer until July. HE'S PRETTY DONT RUIN THIS.
In between explaining the best feminist lenses for the myth of Persephone and doing vodka shots with my friends she dragged me into my car and gave me an Earth shattering blow job. Honestly I think I'm in love.
I dropped a piece of Mac and cheese in the shower and I almost still ate it. Stoned, but not stoned enough to degrade myself.
Last night you were prentending to be a broom stick...you were laying on the floor and humming the Harry potter song.
My friend Julia's mom just called her to say she got a puzzle in the mail made of cheese and when she put it together it spelled FUCK YOU and she doesn't know who it's from.
His penis is the only thing worth pursuing but all the baggage attached isn't.
It's taking all of my will power not to chug this margarita. This must be the life of an adult...
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