just found out my sister was breast fed and i was not...pretty upset about that.
Saying she let herself go implies she was actually holding on
you think it's bad that I have four different guys toothbrushes in my bathroom?
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
i did make 45 jello shots and that makes me feel more productive then any paper would
Clothes are such an inconvenience.
So i closed my laptop as i started to fall off my bed and then i caught myself and realized that moment of catching myself is the difference between tuesday and friday.
If I sleep with another Spanish guy it is officially renamed my senor year.
yeah...that's gonna come up in court
if there is one thing you splurge on it better be nice condoms
my grandma just gave me a shoebox fulled to the top with tootsie rolls and condoms with a not that said "enjoy college, find a big cock" i'm not sure how I feel about this
Was just messaged by someone in a Power Ranger suit on OkCupid... Figured you would approve
I just thought you should know.... I am fully committed to being a ho this summer
The not so cute guy next to me made me play Kid Rock on the jukebox but I'm a big believer in free drinks so I obliged.
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