she had the hairiest bush ive ever seen. it looked like a spoiled head of lettuce.
So I just went to student health services and on my way in there was a girl outside on her phone saying "I just dont want you to be angry" and on my way out she was saying "I have the side effects sheet right here" Someone started the semester off classy
I knew we were gonna fuck after she told me she's seen that Porno before
Get the fuck buddy a birthday present or not? He def deserves one, but how do I explain the debit card charge to my husband?
hey, haven't seen your testicles in a while...you 3 still alive?
whatever buzz i had immediately ended when i saw her run through a sliding glass door
2000 dollars has been put in for bail money. Also we're signing contracts
i woke up this morning and saw her in my bed and i said to myself, I think I might have a drinking problem.
All in all only spent $2 at the bar ln... Fucking love having a vagina
We've given up. My vagina is tired of constant lonely nights and disappointments. This is our retirement.
I'm so proud of us for not dying.
Like a gentleman I waited until you were done vomming to start my Big Mac.
You can either drink his whiskey or be a bitch. Doing both is just mean.
I woke up and saw that my last google search was "Bacon neck".
dude, where did you go? french fries taste like numbers
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