Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
If he can handle my muffin top then I can handle his front teeth.
They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
i told him im from Canada, abortion is free
He scored a 8.5/10 on that girls powerpoint. Of course I slept with him
You slow danced with your carpet steamer last night.
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
I love my roommate; her alcohol problem, her proclivity for passing out on the living room couch, and her fucking awesome size d tits that can never remain clothed. Craigslist jackpot.
I walked into my room to see them crying, watching hey arnold, and passing a franzia box back and forth...
He drew a bath for me. It was only cute until he started throwing in celery and calling me soup.
I would like to request a high five for getting laid while wearing crocs and a crab hat.
The time to say "now you can't go and be strange about this at work" is not as you are penetrating your coworker. NOW its awkward
We took vodka shots. You kept saying it was the key to your heart.
Only a true best friend would remind you to make sure your cucumber dildo is organic
I'll seduce him with my charm, after all, I am a graceful swan.
More like a demented cow.
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