i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
i crushed up some extenze and put them in his protein powder - should make for an interesting gym experience
When she can manipulate the direction of her leg hair, you know its time to leave
It only takes once for you to drunkly piss on a chick for her to lose interest in you.
I can't make Walk of Shame Wednesdays a recurring theme.
I full on slapped a girl with pizza. Like in the face with sauce splattered everywhere and grease with a hard slap to the face.
I don't not like him. It's just wierd talking to him because we both know I fucked his wife.
My google searches from last night: tetanus shot rabbit bite, Bacardi gluten free
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
She had a tattoo of Luke Bryan on her thigh and she made me waffles. Can I have two fiancees?
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
I'm a girl who met my last three bfs in gay clubs. Think I'm doing something wrong?
I don't think he knows you can have sex sober...
I promised to leave my panties on but I didn't promise to not have sex
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