Doing final review now. Then epic shit. Then going to take it. Should start it be 1030. Done by 2. Drunk by 3. Hammered by 4. Blacked out by 5. Streaking by 6. Jail sometime after that
She has an incinerator in her basement. Have you ever incinerated used condoms?
Lmao what?
It's a yes or no question.
i walked into his room and he was eskimo kissing his weed..
Wow. Thanks for becoming another fan of something on Facebook. You make me want to gouge my eyes out.
My drug dealer asked me out. What's the protocal for this?
Somehow I feel more guilty using her razor then I do having sex with her boyfriend...
and you think what you did last night was bad? at least you didnt go wake up a sleeping guy for birthday sex.
Interesting preview of what next year will be like. Side note, missing a chunk of flesh from my middle finger.
I gave up my innocence when I let him cum in my spelling bee trophy
He kept calling my vagina a magic clam, and it was speaking to him, telling him to feed it his penis. I played along.
can we for just one second remember that I played with a homeless man's rat at st marks?
Got my parents to pick me up from the party, take me to the bar and buy all my drinks, then drop me off at my booty calls house.
And then before we had sex he was quoting space jam to me
Money making scheme, blow job proof mascara. Waterproof is bullshit
She called a 10 year old handsome and we gave her a look that was equal parts confused and “what the hell is wrong with you”
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