you kept running across the street. everytime you made it across successfully you took something off. can't believe there were no cops around...
oh thats it?
Went home with a 29 year old from the bar. Life lesson: 9 year olds stay up late sometimes
walk of shame with early morning football tailgaters. niice.
All I need in life is some dick and a big mac.
Accidently said "your going to hurt the baby" when he got forceful with his thrusts. I guess I forgot to mention to him that we are pregnant.
Oh by the way, john gave me your shirt to return to you when I was at work today. I almost gave him his girlfriends underwear to return to her but figured it would be inappropriate.
Maybe there is a secret pocket full of cocaine in that spiderman wallet.
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
You just sat there for two solid hours staring at your monitor and every five minutes screamed "LEGOOOOOS"
She went outside in nothing but her panties and came back inside 15 minutes later wearing a different pair of panties.
I found him in the kitchen singing German metal into a banana while simultaneously mixing brownie batter. He didn't have any pants on.
I just looked down and realized I was walking around in briefs and a ninja turtle shirt; and for a second, I thought I was 8 again... Weird...
I woke up naked in this guys bed and the first thing I start saying is it's super bowl Sunday like I was yelling
Just kidding. Don't worry, you're getting sugar and orgasms for Valentine's day.
What, That's like a total 7 inches of cock and 6 are from Joe. Don't be mad at me because you had the lamest orgy ever.
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