she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
I'm still with the girl from last night. remember to call me conrad and that i work for PETA
as if moving home wasnt embarassing enough, mom picked up my laundry while i was gone. guess who needs to find a new hiding spot for his cum towel..this guy.
This tent reeks of fear and sangria
she didnt realize that i was putting on the same condom i used the night before with some other girl
I wish you could see how much hot sauce and broken glass are in our apartment right now.
Admit it. It's a brilliant plan with hundreds of possible repercutions.
Understatement of the year.
Like, she can be the shepard of the gays. Delivering him unto homosexuality.
This is the fourth day in a row I woke up with cheetos spread around me in a ritual pattern..this weed is unreal
How many ballsacks did you see last night because I saw eight
He had a hook in his ceiling. I think I'm in love!
I'm in my math teacher's garage hiding right now because I fucked his son last night. It's fine
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
All I have in my purse is 10 cents and a plastic ducky.\nI can't explain last night.
You spent twenty minutes waxing poetic about her ass and her thighs
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