I want to stick my p in your. b.
just wokeup with my ethics textbook on my chest, animal crakers in my mouth and my dick in my hand. even aristotle doesn't have a theory for this one
Changed it back. Somehow I didn't think my profile pic should be me shirtless on ecstasy, ya know?
Did a bunch of gravity bongs and am watched hours of Frozen Planet. There is nothing in the world I want more than to hug a polar bear.
I know this is really fun but I don't wanna glow anymore
Sorry, I was trapped in a small closet behind a washer. What's up?
I can always see lesbian subplot. It's my hero ability.
I'm proud of you for choosing to be an organ donor on your fake!!
I came in like 30 seconds, and my dog got to watch me take the walk of shame to the bathroom to clean up. All in all, not my best performance.
How many hotdogs are you going to eat today?
THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST.
It all started with a game of naked twister.
Sometimes you wanna cuddle and sometimes you wanna get blown in the bathroom.
You know that pill i snorted last night? Yeh, its just hitting me now..... At work
Bootycalls can't go limp that's like against the law
She woke up, mumbled "the trees" When i asked her what about them, she yelled "WE NEED THEM FOR OXYGEN," Then went back to sleep.
We need to get on her level.
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