Hey, go out with us like you promised. You're younger than us and should be able to handle your coke problem with grace.
Being hungover naked and coloring my hair. I guess I am not naked I have black latex gloves on. Give me a call.
im coming over.
I think I'd remember a dick in my mouth
margarita wednesday is really going to dip into new year's eve thursday
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
Aaaaand that would be the most of my hand I've ever fit into a vagina before.
Ask him about a girl named Meg then give a disappointed and disapproving face.
It's one of those days where you order the free Papa John's pizza so the delivery guy can bring you Coke to go with your rum. The tip was more than the order.
You say you're gonna take rehab seriously... but i keep imagining it as a training montage for you preparing to snort all of columbia.
That actually is really sweet of you
I dont even think your gonna like what I got you for christmas. If not we can take it back and get drugs.
He didn't get laid that weekend.. and that is honestly an accomplishment for the rest of us.
I'm handling the NHL draft worse than getting dumped this week
How bad was it?
Stopped drinking Sunday, hungover on Tuesday bad.
I'm going to target high, just in case I ask you where my paycheck went later
How do I sound like a lady while communicating the fact that I want his dick in my mouth?
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