We just made mixed drinks in the bathroom of burger king. This is sad.
never trust anyone who drives a pt cruiser.... write that down
I just got a facebook invite to join a group called "bring back the old franzia spout." i never want our generation to grow up.
I just sent a friend request to someone saying that i was the girl he shared a fifth of jager with last week. Thats something special. He better accept.
I have a beer in one hand and a slim fast in another. It's another one of those wednesday nights.
some crying dude holding an empty fifth of burnetts just showed up at our door and asked 'do i live here?'
I'm not sure if it was sex or spear fishing. He goes in for it like he's crash landing a rocket
i think he spiked my sandwich with a viagra
I threw up this morning to Silent Night playing in background. It was actually quite soothing.
Currently having to re-watch episodes of Lost that I've only partially seen because you distracted me with your vagina
I miss my bedroom and my bed and being able to spray myself with my choice of 15 different perfumes so I don't have to wake up to the smell of my past sins
Apparently I called down to the hotel front desk and begged them to bring us pizza. They brought us tea.
Steven and I talked about running for office again today. It's fucked that my 3 dream jobs are marijuana bakery owner, bar owner, and president.
After the "sex" was over I dressed as quickly as possible. And then he came over to me stark naked and embraced me. For over a minute. And all I could think was please get your penis off my dress.
I just saw a chick driving drinking a juice box smoking all while on the phone that is talent
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