Did u get laid? I went and bought lube and fleshlighted it while moaning ur name the whole time.
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
just stared at ed norton's ass for 26 miles. if there was ever an incentive to run a marathon, that was it. my life is perfect.
when i woke up this morning i blew my nose and ash came out.. i'm not sure what to make of this.
from now on when you get up to pee in the middle of the night, check to see if im sleeping in your parking lot.
i do.
Yea, remember to blow out the fire from flaming shots. Unless you want burnt lips. Just saying, I'm an example of ignorance and intoxication.
This is going to be a 3 day beach sex fest. Do you understand
She's clinging to me like a horny koala.
God and karma are having a fucking field day with my body today.
He got cut off by the bartender. So he kept buying people drinks of they would i get him a drink. Before you know it him and 8 people were outside the bat trying to get people. To by them drinks
I had sex in a panda mask the other night.
woke up. showered n got ready. had sex. and was still 15 minutes early to work... its gonna be a good day!
just saw a kid waiting at the door of the stairs for the elevator. there is no elevator in this building. get on his level.
why did you kick open the doors at church screaming whos ready to party?
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
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