I'd rather drink alone in my closet than hang out with that girl
$35 all you can drink last night. Friend 1 woke up in a hotel lounge, friend 2 pissed himself and woke up wearing friend 1's spare pants, and my toilet indicates I threw up extensively.
Banned from zoo.
Again?
I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
There was a punch bowl full of straight vodka. Glass bowl, ladle, vodka, and no punch at all. It was something of a rough night
you went all the way to UK and still managed to hook up with someone from our highschool...
Judging by my dry clothes and wet sheets, I think I might have gotten out of bed, pissed ON it, covered it up, and passed out on top of it
My dealer threw in a "freestyle rap" today with my purchase. I dont know if I can handle this relationship.
Wierdest expirience of my life this girl literally just knocked on my door at 140am to blow me in the shower. Idk what im doing but im doing it right
Send me the picture of my mugshot, my boss got arrested last night and I'm trying to make her feel better.
I don't know if this whole sobriety thing is going to work out... It's only been 3 days and I want to chug vodka
I am at Brians in a pirate costume, what the hell am I thinking
HE BEAT A GUY WITH NOTHING BUT RAZZLE DAZZLE AND HIS FABULOUSNESS
Basically I think I'm replacing men/sex with theme parks.
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
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