I wonder if you could grow some weed in a chia pet
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
Just found a "how to get laid" book on the dresser and am now a victim of method number 16 corollary 7.
yeah, its right past the deli mart where i showed my right tit for mozzarella sticks.
So I just bought underwear that says "I'm taken." Just know that when I cheat on my bf with you, that's what I'm wearing
My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
Im only pretending to be his friend so I can sleep with his girlfriend.
There's sex hanging in the air like a pinata. European people are no joke.
I just watched dragonflies fucking. You can't match that level of geek.
I wasn't going to take him home until I heard "hung like a water buffalo" then curiosity got the best of me.
No more morning sex. Just for once, my vagina would like to go to work bone-dry and bone-free.
Once I hang curtains in my truck bed that'll be feasible
Give me a second. I'm doing my best but I'm drunk so for some reason fitting both my boobs in the pic is just incredibly difficult. They aren't THAT big. I'm just being retarded.
This is why we can never be together. Well that and we r married to other ppl but that's very minor detail compared to the coffee issue
I'm pretty sure I have PMS because I almost just cried about not being able to find a place that gives acrobat classes here.
Randomize
