please tell me I'm in your upstairs bedroom. Just google mapped myself and I have no idea where I am.
Tickle wars 95% of the time end in sex.
if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
I should never bitch about not getting laid. He's begging me to come over and I'm saying no because I'm watching a Golden Girls marathon.
i'm at the st pattys day thing. the bar is packed. they just put on celine dion its all coming back to me now. i'm screaming the words.
it's 1 pm.
I dont want to tell you. Lets just say that a lot of things are reminding me of your dick right now
What can I say, he stumbled upon the key to my heart: orgasms and mac 'n cheese.
Sorry no. I've already promised my first single hookup to somebody.
I wish my head, heart, dick, and nose could just agree on something for once
Good for him. He wanted to accomplish walking across niagara, I'm hoping to accomplish not throwing up tomoro nite, we all have our own priorities in life.
You know it's been a rough year when your therapist mouth is just wide open. And I didn't even get to the real issue!
Life Goals: never under any circumstances, pee in an elevator again. No matter how drunk
I need a hoe opinion
go on
So I just got motorboated by my grandma…
Do plants get herpes?
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