is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
He should be on Bizare Foods after who he ate last night
Someone wrote Kyle's bitch on me too. I dont even know who Kyle is.
I keep waking up with the nagging feeling I gave him half a hand job through his shorts.
I feel like I've wasted too many painkillers on hangovers
Sometimes you gotta say "hey, its been a long semester. Let's puke before 10"
I will no longer accept nudes from you because I met your boyfriend last night and he seems like a nice guy
You know what would make the espn body photos even better? If anyone knew who any of those fucking athletes were. That, and maybe not feature Gary Player.
Reminder: You could have had sex with me while wearing a tiara.
Also this guy in my contact as hairy jerry sent me a pic of him shirtless and said I miss you and I have no idea who he is /when or if I met him but that's not normal?!
I don't WANT a sex disease! Especially one assigned to me by my supervisor..
I know this sounds fake but she's deep frying a bar of soap right now
Come fucking get her
I hate being on my period . Did you know that by the time I'm 30 I would've wasted 1,176 days of my life I could've had sex but couldn't bc I was on my period.
You sending me our unborn, unfertilized babies' names is not what I envisioned when you said you'd "drunk text me later".
remember when we said that thing when we met about how we were each glad we weren’t furries
ok listen,
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