Don't you send me to vm
The bar I'm at just passed out smores to everyone. I don't know what it has to do with cinco de mayo but I'm down.
he offered to walk down from the bar this morning to my house and bring me a guinness...
how romantic. its the irish mans version of flowers
He literally is quoting that 21 questions song, the 50 cent one. oh my god.
You guys need to get along, there is no need for a pissing contest...We're all fucking each others ex's.
was it good sex?
i mean it was good for how drunk we were. and for how big the closet was
my roommate just showed up covered in dirt, drunk....with a whole ice cream cake that says "it's a girl".
The night started going downhill when I set my foot on fire.
Seeing the pictures of him and i, I'm giving whiskey the win on this one. Definitely had beer goggles.
How is it that I've hooked up with not one but two guys in the children's section of a bookstore tonight?
Apparently when it was last call I jumped up on the bar and told everyone to get the fuck out, which was immediately followed by a round of applause from the bouncers/bartenders and my tab getting paid as well.
I'm too drunk to explain this to you. It's too hard.
I WANT TO JUMP IN TO A VOLCANO
In case you're wondering... Yes walmart will judge you for buying vodka and pickles at 645am.
The only thing I remember is the 300 pound man breaking ur railing from sliding down it at 3 am. Must of been a good night.
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