Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
The world needs more lipstick lesbians, if anything.
Fuck appropriateness.
I asked for a dramatic "funeral" look for my makeup. They judged me.
This hurricane better not stop me from sitting on the stoop thurs & enjoying all the slutty costume walkofshamers
Came back with a random sweatshirt, an American flag, and a for sale sign. Mission success?
She's high and running across rooftops. Yes we're going to end up in A&E again.
The only person I have to bring is crazy hospital guy
HE'S NOT INVITED!!!
I don't know how Dave is alive, I feel like he's been drinking since I met him.
Yeah. I'm so over work, that I'm not even satisfied pretending to work anymore. I just flat out want to go home. Fuck this job
i peed in the parking lot at work not even thinking, a woman saw
Things that happen while I poop: I start dating someone
I know it's 10:30am but Finding Dory starts in an hour, and I have four points of molly. You down?
I love him about as much as I'd love fucking myself with a cactus.
If you left your bike out in front, I just watched some dude steal it.
Randomize
