He asked me if I "almost moaned"
he farted when he came. not the best ending to my day.
I am standing at the lion i publicly humped last night. i am mortified.
Oddly enough when I decided to stop whoreing myself out... I lost most of my companionship.
You have to stop getting hammered and preaching about that mission trip to Haiti.
She made me go down the fire escape when her mom came for breakfast.
I was rolling balls and tried to donate blood as an act of kindness to the sick person who would receive it
come parachute off the vicodin airplane with meee
yeah its nbd she just bit me in the face. be there soon
Given everything we have talked about, is it wrong to ask you to be faithful to me, despite still dating him?
my still drunk mind thought "hey this is a really good time to stand in the middle of the street barely clothed in 20 degree weather at 4 am talking about the blow job i gave him soph year of high school"
so much tequila, so little girl.
99% of the contents of my handbag are ketchup packets and condoms. I feel that says a lot about me as a person.
I puked on someone's floor last night and then they proceeded to ask me on a date.
He had a tattoo of a crown above his penis. He was AMAZING! It was well deserved. LONG LIVE THE KING!
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