I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
he was sending me dirty texts but i was watchin nickeloden and couldnt get into it
im ashamed your my cousin
next person that tells me Facebook is a professional tool is getting kicked in the teeth.
They threw me out of the bar because I was arguing business ethics with the owner of th bar
you know that annoying kid in my psych class? accidentally hit him in the face with a door today. perfect end to the semester.
I could end up kidnapped. Or worse, the night will be really awkward.
First I must say that I am disappointed to learn that you knowingly have trashy friends with whom you've not hooked me up.
He asked the clerk if they sell a penis-shaped brander.
it was a frathouse cornucopia of foul mixed drinks and "sangria", which im convinced was blood and pcp
It's fine...I've done worse things to better people.
I still smell like men's body wash from that drunken shower I took at that stranger's home last night.
There's nothing more awkward than going on a beer run with 3 ten year olds....teacher of the year right here!
You were passed out in the OutBack Bowl Shrimp costume and when we asked you wtf happened you just said On Wisconsin.
ED guy's penis finally worked last night. It was a Festivus miracle!
I just got through airport security with 5 grams of weed in my back pocket. Either I deserve a metal or the government is slacking
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