Yeah next time you are over I'll let you beat it on her pillows and you will feel better.
Slut skills are useful in every country.
Ok I might come if this chair quits being so great...I'm also seeing this bush in the corner turn into a witch
she said she was living bicuriously through me.
thanks for waiting 12 hours to ask if I was in a ditch or not
4 girls bringing me taco bell. this is what dreams are made of.
I am eating deep fried cinnamon rolls and I found a lighter in my sprinkles. I miss you.
Yeah. Let's save our goodbyes for when I'm obnoxiously and embarrassingly drunk and more than likely naked.
Just casually ripping a bowl in the chicken coop, with the chickens. NBD
Someone came in the potted fern
He's like a hurricane
a drunk, sexist, hurricane
I am sure I don't wanna know but I have to ask... Why is there a kiddie pool full of jello in the living room?
went back to my college bar last night. Bar tender doesn't remember my name but remembers me as margarita girl...I'm not even mad though
I just met a stripper in the light of day who I ate a candy bikini off her body. This is how my weekend is going.
How many Hail Marys does a girl need to say to get some quality nudes?
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