I just shaved my legs while pooping. classy or trashy?
talent.
You can call me Bill Clinton. I brought 2 good looking Asians home last night.
I'm constantly one strobe light away from an E flashback
it was 5AM and you were field goal kicking solo cups into the sink
she came to the game with a camelback filled with booze. except it was only the bag part so she duct taped to her back
i don't know what happened by from the looks of her lipstick I'd say she was skull fucked by a rhino
I have fiberglass splinters all over my hands and woke up with a sign that says PUMPKINS in my room.
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
I remember all the people and all the acts I just have to match the person with the act
I just don't know the best way to tell him I think I saw him in a porn. I mean I got off to it, isn't there some level of awkwardness there?
He just got here and all he's wearing is a cloth over his penis.
I'll uninvite my mom
Jesus himself couldn't make a better sandwich
I just used bulldog clips for nipple clamps. Also, a wooden spoon as a paddle. DYI Domination or Ghetto Bondage?
While he was fucking me, he just stopped and said, "Mike says Hi." Then proceeded to fuck me.
What did you do?
What do you say to that!? But, when I came, I screamed out my full name.
Like how do you live your life and have never made a grilled cheese? The audacity of some people
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