It's like I paid NJ Transit $33 to suck his dick and go home. Fuck that.
And "sexual slave/chef" was as it turns out not a real career choice...
So then she just shoved applesauces in her pocket and started talking about she needed to find her friends.
you didn't get her number why?
You screamed for campus security to do something about the police officer who dumping ur 40
Remember the time we were in the hospital and I wanted to steel the arm restraints and use them as sex toys?? Oh college memories....
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
He brought wine and beer. I'll put my pants on for wine and beer.
He motorboated me, gave me a business card that said congratulations on my motorboat, then disappeared into the night.
Find him and marry him.
Can I just say I love the fact that were in business with guys where I can write a hand job up hoes down text message
we def had a heart to heart that turned into a BJ last night
His dick is a spiritual experience and meditation is very important to me.
He just got home after serving 5 years in prison. And I think I may courtesy fuck him. Best Christmas present ever.
Happiness is laying in bed, topless, pouring 4 packs of hot sauce on your taco bell.
FYI there's a girl here with happy daddy written on her tits
I’m going to hump him until his teeth hurt and then I’m going to have my way with him
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