the best thing about dollar beer night is beer is only a dollar.
Just saw a woman in a hospital gown with a Steelers jersey on top smoking a cigarette while hooked up to an IV outside of the hospital. I love Pittsburgh.
He just walked in our room casually and said "big girls are hungry"
You drank everything last night. It was like this huge deconstructed long island that went on for 5 hours
I had to stop mid sex to take my turn on words with friends so he wouldn't get suspicious. Hookup of the night helped me. We won.
We are so blessed to to have nicely shaped vaginas
I thank god almighty everyday
Tomorrow we start training our livers for St.Patrick's day. May God be with us.
Clearly I'm trying to change the world one fuck at a time
you DO IT for the people
Why can't you just come over, fuck me, then leave so i can get stoned and watch law and order?
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
He asked me if I've ever had my ass ate and there was no polite way to say yeah your brother's pretty in to that 😂 I went with "no"
We just broke up and deleting his dick pics is the hardest thing I've ever had to do.
Like he was trying to be sexy but he had shit taste in porn so i left
Where are you guys?
Drunk
Just let a guy I just met eat me out in a shed at a baby shower. May have sunk to a brand new low
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