Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
just thinking about him makes my vagina shudder.
my mom found all the used condoms in my bed side table
whatd she say to you?
no words- put them all in a circle, put the bible in the middle
I think his glow in the dark Star Wars sheets, at the time, really turned me on.
Even though he is humpbacked he is really good in bed.
You make shower sex sound like waterboarding
You took a fire extinguisher off the wall in the hallway to play Ghostbusters.
My own vomit just splashed me in the face. How's your day going
get back quick. that 17 year old who peed on your car wants to do shots.
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
and then i signed some dudes back with a turkey hand print in honor of thanksgiving
you know that feeling on acid where you think the world stops just to fuck with you? That's what it felt like.
I'm daydrinking whiskey in a princess hat
Text me if something catches fire and I will put pants on
WAIT this kid is eating yogurt with a fucking ladle. what is happening?
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