I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
she makes me feel like im THAT guy in the taylor swift song
I know it is almost summer when the students in my night class start showing up drunk.
Hold on. She's wrapped herself in toilet paper and is scaring the dog.
Too many margaritas?
Why's my alcoholism being used to prove a point?
Her face was so far in my boobs, I didn't think she'd make it out. She took it like a man. She's a real trooper.
Oh you know, watching its always sunny and petting his cat and NOT fucking. I'm starting my whorefree 2012 resolution early.
He ended up buying the equivalent of dinner at a Mexican place, in weed
no he just sat there holding the hammer and grinning insanely
I thought 5 times was beyond my capabilities but her tongue was like a penis defibrillator. Clear!
I wore Yonce braids out last night and made out with a man and a woman #bowdown is right
He literally poured blue Gatorade on me after we had sex and said "good game" all over my white sheets
I've been getting a lot of emails from patron lately for being a great customer. Is that awesome, or should I start thinking about seeking help?
I didn’t eat all day. Got really drunk at a bruins game and puked in a random dunkies cup on the T
If that doesn’t scream I’m from New England, I don’t know what does
fell asleep while jerking off ln. woke up to my hand in my pants and my cat crawling all over me
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